I sure did post a lot of art didn't I?
Ahaha.
Epic fail.
Anywhore.
I'm back in okie-ville.
I took a bus (Read next paragraph for more information).
I'm not staying, just helping my mum move and pack my shit up to take back to Florida.
Probably be coming back jobless.
You can thank Target for that one ladies and gents.
I have a new picture.
But I left all of my art supplies back in Florida.
And my computer.
It won't be posted soon.
Le sigh.
LAFFICIOUS.
I decided to take a bus to Oklahoma.
I thought it would be a great experience.
Oh how wrong thy be.
First, I forgot to check my bags in, so they almost left my shit on the side of the road.
Then the 2 hour bus ride to where the shitever was fucking freezing and I got off a kati-popsicle. When I got back on the bus I had some dude staring at me the whole bloody time. I'd doze off and wake up, glance over, still staring.
At the next stop the bus drivers switched and we were back on the road for about ten minutes -
The bus broke down.
Not once.
Not twice.
But three times.
When the driver started it back up, we headed back, got a new bus and was back on the road in no time.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid to inform you, but the bus will not go over thirty miles."
Laffjokehilarious.
He wasn't kidding.
The bus broke down and we were stuck for a good hour.
In the mist of this hour a guy decided he wanted to have a heart attack.
So while he was clutching his heart waiting for an ambulance. The driver got the bus working again.
The guy was taken to the hospital five minutes prior.
Back the bus station, boarding yet another bus.
"Get off the fucking bus now, get off the bus!"
This one had thick black smoke spewing from the top.
Back to square one.
Literally.
We all piled onto the first bus that broke down and was told our original bus route was canceled, that we'll be dropped off and getting on a new bus as soon as possible.
Two days.
Two fucking days.
And I hadn't even left the state yet.
Now to sum it all up.
Got on the new bus. Had border patrol pull us over. Arrested three illegals. Made it to Dallas. Called my mother near tears. Had her friend pick me up and drive me to Oklahoma the next day.
Just a heads up.
I'm never riding a bus ever again.
Even if you paid me.
- Mood:
Llama - Listening to: Everythings Just Wonderful - Lily Allen
- Drinking: Water
Dude.
Lazy
Cheerful
b0x0rz-less
I Have To Pee
